What makes 100% in life?

11 April 2008 @ 06:48 pm

I found this in my inbox one day and I think it's a good one. Here's sharing it with everyone!

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about questions like these? Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

If:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
Yet, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Now look how far ass-kissing will take you.  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and ass-kissing that will put you over the top.


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